Egads...she poisoned the brandy.

Egads...she poisoned the brandy.

Men and/or headless women only.

Men and/or headless women only.

What do you want, excellent fajitas, or proper usage of the

What do you want, excellent fajitas, or proper usage of the language?

Okay, let's make a deal. We pay our dues, and you switch to

Okay, let's make a deal. We pay our dues, and you switch to decaf.

Really? Because inside me it's pretty dark.

Really? Because inside me it's pretty dark.

I am so confused by the quotation marks, it distracts me from

I am so confused by the quotation marks, it distracts me from the other hilarious aspects.

Sure, you tell me that AFTER I pick up the magazine.

Sure, you tell me that AFTER I pick up the magazine.

Straight from the "please, please say the name of your company

Straight from the "please, please say the name of your company out loud before you finalize it" category.

I wouldn't suggest getting babies this way...they're usually

I wouldn't suggest getting babies this way...they're usually colicy.