Egads...she poisoned the brandy.

Egads...she poisoned the brandy.

Men and/or headless women only.

Men and/or headless women only.

What do you want, excellent fajitas, or proper usage of the

What do you want, excellent fajitas, or proper usage of the language?

Okay, let's make a deal. We pay our dues, and you switch to

Okay, let's make a deal. We pay our dues, and you switch to decaf.

Really? Because inside me it's pretty dark.

Really? Because inside me it's pretty dark.

I am so confused by the quotation marks, it distracts me from

I am so confused by the quotation marks, it distracts me from the other hilarious aspects.

Sure, you tell me that AFTER I pick up the magazine.

Sure, you tell me that AFTER I pick up the magazine.